1. This is youArceus
... ... ...
... Are you SERIOUS? XD
HAHAHAHA!! I SWEAR I seriously got this as my result! Okay, guys, the generator has spoken! I'm apparently Pokemon GOD! I'm down with this! XD2. This Pokemon is your rivalRemoraid
Oh, yeah! Now THAT'S a worthy opponent for a god. Our battles with be LEGENDARY!!3. This Pokemon is deeply in love with youMasquerain
Heehee! Aww, sweet fluttery baby!
I'm afraid I don't feel the same way, but I'll totally give you a hug!4. This Pokemon is stalking youSwellow
I'm friggin' Arceus. I'm not concerned.5. This Pokemon just stole your cakeCharizard
Hmmm... Admire your gutsy-ness in stealing from a god... or punish you for your disrespect... choices, choices...6. This is your Lab partnerBeheeyem
We are going to get the best grade in the class, bby! XD7. This is your best friendCherrim
I feel like they'd listen to my problems and reassure me it'll be okay. <38. This Pokemon is about to fight youBudew
*watching as it angrily nibbles on my ankle*
Honey... go home...9. This Pokemon will do anything to get your shoesYveltal
Yveltal! Cut it out, man! Honestly!!
We are legendaries, dude!! We are ABOVE this nonsense!!10. This Pokemon is currently hiding in your houseBeartic
Heh, you know, I feel my responses to these would be a LOT more amusing if I hadn't gotten a straight up deity for my first answer. If I'm Arceus, I literally fear nothing. XD11. This Pokemon is your petAlomomola
Perfect! *conjures up a massive, amazing fish tank*
Pretty fishy! <312. This is your new roommate Clefairy
... If you promise to sing me to sleep, you can have the top bunk.13. This is your new bossWingull
My boss? My BOSS?
Child, I'm ARCEUS!! I'm everyone else's boss.14. This Pokemon watches you while you sleep at nightKrabby
... I know I'm safe.
But I'm still a little unnerved...15. This Pokemon is scared of youNatu
Awww, no!! Sweet baby birdie!!
Don't be scared! I'm benevolent, I promise!16. This Pokemon is about to perform surgery on youGrotle
Surgery on a deity?
JEEZ, talk about pressure! Let me help...
*sprinkles blessings upon the little Grotle*17. You have to babysit this Pokemon all nightCelebi
BET BACK HERE YOUNG LADY!
It's your bed time!!
*chases throughout time and space*18. This Pokemon loves sleeping on your headAudino
I'm completely fine with this... <319. This Pokemon envies youTyrantrum
Yeah, I can believe that.
Envy is unhealthy, Tyrantrum. Be happy with yourself.
You're an awesome Pokemon!20. Use this Pokemon to tag some peopleSeismitoadALL
OF YOU DO THIS TAG!!
ALL OBEY THE HYPNO - I MEAN - SEISMITOAD!!